Fox Information Headline of the Day: "I Am a Princess of Sodom" - Art - Painting

On Lady with an Ermine, by Leonardo da Vinci

The honest woman gazes at her pools of ocre eyes in the mirror nearby, "Oh where by are my pretenders of the afternoon? Shall my tea take a chill as I await?"

Ermine: *snickers*

Lady: Silence, wretch! Care you to be the laughing stock of Italy, or, I know, my handmaiden's shawl!

Ermine: Why are your palms so colossal, and so surprisingly deathly chilly, my expensive Lady of the Night? Is your headband slicing into your skull, center of all motor functions, or is my prodigious pounds forcing your again to arch as your pitifully weak arms give out?

Lady: Why are your arms are so muscular, you minor albino dinosaur.

Ermine: Pay attention, my princess, you human beings have now ceased in your evolutionary path, as my species is destined to surprisingly practically over-populate the earth. Whilst you mature weaker and your technological innovation considerably less inspired, I mature more powerful and considerably less needful of melanin. I will be practically self-sufficient, and you will be as dependent on your some lovers as at any time.

Lady: Your gentle pelt attracts visitors in, it is valid. But every last boon can just as without difficulty be a curse. Just look into my beauty in its some kinds. I have a surprisingly curious 2nd eyebrow gracing my forehead, a part in my hair that could do a farmer proud when he lays the rows for corn...And but I cry every last night! It is valid what you say, I ought Mr. Donne, oh, and Mr. Cornwallis, and Mr. Botticelli...

The Ermine interrupts to slap her across the deal with, "God relaxation your mother's Danish soul preferably should she witness this spectacle! Be chase, lassie!"

The woman spun on her heels and faced the mirror, disconcerting the ermine. "Extremely good day! I see that some pondering lies in advance of me. That and a bottle of wine and some cheese, certainly with Mr. Modigliani, atop the paints in his studio...No! I shall mount only my awesome stallion and go right household, not even stopping at the baker's."

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